[Verse 1]

I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser

我有個毛病，隨著年齡增長卻從未變得更聰明

Midnights become my afternoons

午夜成了我的下午

When my depression works the graveyard shift

當我的憂鬱在夜班工作

All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room

所有被我疏遠的人站在房間裡

[Pre-Chorus]

I should not be left to my own devices

我不該被留給自己的思緒

They come with prices and vices

它們伴隨著代價與惡習

I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)

我最終陷入危機（古老的故事）

[Chorus]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me

是我，嗨，我是問題所在，是我

At tea time, everybody agrees

在下午茶時間，每個人都同意

I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

我會直視太陽，卻從不照鏡子

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

總是支持反英雄一定很累

[Verse 2]

Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby

有時我覺得每個人都像個性感寶貝

And I’m a monster on the hill

而我是山上的怪獸

Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city

太大而無法融入，慢慢走向你最愛的城市

Pierced through the heart but never killed

心被刺穿卻從未死去

[Pre-Chorus]

I should not be left to my own devices

我不該被留給自己的思緒

They come with prices and vices

它們伴隨著代價與惡習

I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)

我最終陷入危機（古老的故事）

[Chorus]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me

是我，嗨，我是問題所在，是我

At tea time, everybody agrees

在下午茶時間，每個人都同意

I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

我會直視太陽，卻從不照鏡子

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

總是支持反英雄一定很累

[Bridge]

I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money

我夢到我的兒媳為了錢殺了我

She thinks I left them in the will

她以為我把遺囑留給了他們

The family gathers ‘round and reads it and then someone screams out

家人圍在一起讀遺囑，然後有人尖叫

“She’s laughing up at us from hell”

「她在地獄裡嘲笑我們」

[Chorus]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me

是我，嗨，我是問題所在，是我

At tea time, everybody agrees

在下午茶時間，每個人都同意

I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

我會直視太陽，卻從不照鏡子

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

總是支持反英雄一定很累

[Outro]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me

是我，嗨，我是問題所在，是我

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me

是我，嗨，我是問題所在，是我